Baby Alf A Beagle sandwich, no mayo! Smiley Snoop The River Nairn Cliffs At Covesea, Lossiemouth Mum, I know you're busy painting but I think there's something on my head, quick, get it off, get it off! Rosie at almost 8 weeks Does my bum look big in this? Can you guess which one is Alfie? Soooo sleepy! A spot of random birdwatching! Walking at Roseisle with our friends Sunset over Burghead Bay Gabbi at around 5wks, too full to stand, Rosie manages! Looking towards Burghead, that's where our Nanny and Granda live and our Beagle friends Harvey and Ringlet live opposite them and howl at us when we visit! Of course we howl back, well it's rude not to isn't it? That human is about to get soaked......but it's too late for this one! It ain't half hot Mum! Rosie-posie Just like this photo! (towards Wick) (ish) Gabbi catches her breath! What was that? Muuuuum, I was thleeping! Another lovely walk, great for bikes too. Snoop waits patiently for a treat! I know it's round here somewhere! Uncle Matt tries to hide his bald spot, forgetting all about the one on his chin! Gabbi takes etiquette lessons from Summer! Being nosey is so tiring! Love it when the tide's out!Love it, love it, love it! The white that you can see in a couple of the pictures here is actually a thick frost.....these photos were taken in January and the temperature on this day was around -8C....at lunchtime! Travelodge at Fort Dunlop, Birmingham,Liam sleeps off the journey.....despite having slept for the whole journey! Alfie wins his first BOB with G4 at Bon-Accord ......as you can see he can barely contain himself! Ladies' man Dumbo Rosie and Gabbi in action, what fun! Lovely sunset stroll, looking towards Findhorn Gabbi decorates herself....Snoop follows suit! Can we go on the beach now Mum? A braw Scottish day! Will pose for food! Rosie in stealth mode That way? No, this way! Mmm, yummy! Gabbi can hold the 'sit' no longer! That's one chilled out hound! Look, you WILL cuddle me, okay?! Handsome brute! Love this photo of Rosie, about 10wks old! Auntie Lynne is mortified that Mum has bought us a buggy........but she still wants to push it! Sunset over Findhorn Bay So cute! Flirting already! Rebecca checks the camera works before we pick up the puppies....... ....while Liam can't hide his excitement any longer! And what am I supposed to do with THAT!? Floating heads When will I be big enough?
I will not do unmentionable things to my stuffies when we have company. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. The bin man is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. I must shake the muddy rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house. I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up. I will also stop throwing up behind doors. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop. Cat litter is not food. I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the garden or park after processing. The nappy bucket is not my cookie jar. I will not wake Mum up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am haemorrhaging. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV. Neither do we have a police car, a lion or Alan Carr. I will not steal my Mum's underwear and dance all over the garden with it. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mum & Dad's laps. My head does not belong in the fridge. Or the dishwasher. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mum's driver's license and car registration. Stealing Ex-Lax from the medicine cabinet is not big and it's not clever.
Things you humans would do well to remember........
If you bought it, it's mine. If I like it, it's mine. If I saw it first, it's mine. If you put it down, it's mine. If I can take it from you, it's mine Whether you gave it to me or not, it's mine. If it looks like mine, it's mine. If it's edible, it's mine. If I can reach it, it's mine. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. If it doesn't fit in my mouth, i'll chew at it till it fits, then it's mine. If I chew it up, all the pieces are mine. If I get bored of it, it's yours....but if I want it back, it's mine.