Hi guys, What expressive pictures. Loved the ones from the last post too of you snuggling together. That about the same position that we are in right now. We thought of you on Burn's night and know of a family here who did a Burn's night party with haggis smuggled in from Scotland! Lix J&D
I will not do unmentionable things to my stuffies when we have company. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. The bin man is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. I must shake the muddy rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house. I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up. I will also stop throwing up behind doors. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop. Cat litter is not food. I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the garden or park after processing. The nappy bucket is not my cookie jar. I will not wake Mum up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am haemorrhaging. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV. Neither do we have a police car, a lion or Alan Carr. I will not steal my Mum's underwear and dance all over the garden with it. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mum & Dad's laps. My head does not belong in the fridge. Or the dishwasher. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mum's driver's license and car registration. Stealing Ex-Lax from the medicine cabinet is not big and it's not clever.
Things you humans would do well to remember........
If you bought it, it's mine. If I like it, it's mine. If I saw it first, it's mine. If you put it down, it's mine. If I can take it from you, it's mine Whether you gave it to me or not, it's mine. If it looks like mine, it's mine. If it's edible, it's mine. If I can reach it, it's mine. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. If it doesn't fit in my mouth, i'll chew at it till it fits, then it's mine. If I chew it up, all the pieces are mine. If I get bored of it, it's yours....but if I want it back, it's mine.
23 sniffy tailwags:
Hello!
Those are some cute pics! Is that last picture censored? BOL!
:) Tibby
PS: Did you get the Bingo Card code I emailed you? Let me know if not.
No reason to be shy!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Awe, what sweet pictures. =)
Those are some sweet, tired looking babies. So cute!Shamu and Prissy
Yawn! Makes me want to go take a nap!
Kisses,
Stella
It's still Tuesday here in the US so I can't really read your blog for a few more hours - when it will be Wednesday!
BOL! Great angles on the face shots!
Amber & Nala
How sweet are those pics. Same relaxed style of sleeping as bassets!
Have a good Wednesday guys!
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xx
What a gorgeous face!
tailwags
Noah
LOL!
Thanks for a great morining giggle.
Pats & pets
Blue
That's a lotta lip!
Hi guys,
What expressive pictures. Loved the ones from the last post too of you snuggling together. That about the same position that we are in right now.
We thought of you on Burn's night and know of a family here who did a Burn's night party with haggis smuggled in from Scotland!
Lix
J&D
What great photos! We love how your mom faded out the oh so sensitive parts!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Hi guys, if you pop over to our blog we have something we would like to share with you. xx
Muzzle snuzzles!!!
Love,
Ammy
Ur wrinklee face iz sooo kyoote!
Wuv,
Gus and Waldo
We're looking at the funny photos!
Roxy & Lucky
LOL! thanks, I needed that !
It is now Wednesday. Your entry is adorable! What can be cuter than a beagle???
I featured a beagle on my photo blog yesterday. They just make darn good subject matter for photography.
Have a great day!
H-Mom wants to play with your jowls! And ... the fading on that last photo is so artistic - funny and modest! It made us laugh!
youse are beaut!
trying to be wordless but not succeeding, Marvin xxx
HaRooooooooo!!! Nice pics!!!
LOL... those first two are so funny and the third one is so Cute!
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