Hi Buddies! We've missed having, making, taking the time to stay caught up with so many blogs. We hope this weekend to make up for that. We wanted to let you know, though, to look for something on our blog for you Friday!
I will not do unmentionable things to my stuffies when we have company. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. The bin man is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. I must shake the muddy rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house. I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up. I will also stop throwing up behind doors. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop. Cat litter is not food. I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the garden or park after processing. The nappy bucket is not my cookie jar. I will not wake Mum up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am haemorrhaging. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV. Neither do we have a police car, a lion or Alan Carr. I will not steal my Mum's underwear and dance all over the garden with it. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mum & Dad's laps. My head does not belong in the fridge. Or the dishwasher. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mum's driver's license and car registration. Stealing Ex-Lax from the medicine cabinet is not big and it's not clever.
Things you humans would do well to remember........
If you bought it, it's mine. If I like it, it's mine. If I saw it first, it's mine. If you put it down, it's mine. If I can take it from you, it's mine Whether you gave it to me or not, it's mine. If it looks like mine, it's mine. If it's edible, it's mine. If I can reach it, it's mine. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. If it doesn't fit in my mouth, i'll chew at it till it fits, then it's mine. If I chew it up, all the pieces are mine. If I get bored of it, it's yours....but if I want it back, it's mine.
19 sniffy tailwags:
We were furry said when we saw Asta's post...and went straightaway to send some hugz&khysses...
I'm sure one of Petey's tennis balls made its way with her!
Tank woo fur the beaWOOtiful post!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Poor all of them. We feel very sad for them. :(
Saying prayers......
Very sorry to hear of this loss. Give the crew a rub from us...
Our hearts go out to Petey and his family.
Joey and Zeke
We feel so sad too. How suddenly life can be taken away!
Your photo is beautiful and tells it all.
Love,
Joan and the Barkalots
Petey has our deepest sympathy
So sad and sudden. I sent Petey some prayers. That is such a beautiful photo.
Loves from pugs,
Rosie Marie
All our thoughts and prayers are with them. Such a sudden shock.
Your photo is very appropriate.
Clive and family
So hard to lose one of our own. Tempest & Riptide are having a moment of silence for Granny, followed by a nap. ;)
On a side note: I love the new header. What a great idea!
We feel so sad for them! Grandmothers are the specialist people ever!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Rocky and I feel so sorry.
Diego Dog
Nice photograph - it is so very sad. xx
Sorry to hear the news :(
I bet she is up there in doggie heaven sniffing out everything and running free.
Sending our love.
Such a gentle picture to accompany our sympathy for Janie and her family. Thank you.
Cassie, Patrick &
the pups(BabyRocketDog & Hootie)
Sorry to hear about Petey's granny. :-(
Your teletubby comment was hilarious! :)
So sad about Petey's Gramma, we are sending strength to his Mom.
Hi Buddies! We've missed having, making, taking the time to stay caught up with so many blogs. We hope this weekend to make up for that. We wanted to let you know, though, to look for something on our blog for you Friday!
See you again soon,
Jake and Fergi
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