Could it be??? Be still my heart!!! Has my Gabbi come back? It's been so so lonesome I can hardly bark anymore.
I couldn;t see in the photo, but is that you with your ears flapping in the wind? And, forgive me for asking such a delicato question, but is it still, ahem, "the season??"
I will not do unmentionable things to my stuffies when we have company. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. The bin man is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. I must shake the muddy rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house. I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up. I will also stop throwing up behind doors. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop. Cat litter is not food. I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the garden or park after processing. The nappy bucket is not my cookie jar. I will not wake Mum up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am haemorrhaging. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV. Neither do we have a police car, a lion or Alan Carr. I will not steal my Mum's underwear and dance all over the garden with it. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mum & Dad's laps. My head does not belong in the fridge. Or the dishwasher. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mum's driver's license and car registration. Stealing Ex-Lax from the medicine cabinet is not big and it's not clever.
Things you humans would do well to remember........
If you bought it, it's mine. If I like it, it's mine. If I saw it first, it's mine. If you put it down, it's mine. If I can take it from you, it's mine Whether you gave it to me or not, it's mine. If it looks like mine, it's mine. If it's edible, it's mine. If I can reach it, it's mine. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. If it doesn't fit in my mouth, i'll chew at it till it fits, then it's mine. If I chew it up, all the pieces are mine. If I get bored of it, it's yours....but if I want it back, it's mine.
28 sniffy tailwags:
Yyyyyyyyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! We've missed you puppers!!!
What a great photo!
Love,
Ammy
Could it be??? Be still my heart!!! Has my Gabbi come back? It's been so so lonesome I can hardly bark anymore.
I couldn;t see in the photo, but is that you with your ears flapping in the wind? And, forgive me for asking such a delicato question, but is it still, ahem, "the season??"
Wirey love, love, love!!!!!
Jake
Weeeeee Welcome back! We've missed you guys.
That's a fun zoom zoomies photo.
-Fudgie, Princess & the Piappies
Welcome back...we have missed you sweeties!
Kisses,
Nala
Whoopeee! This is going to be a real treat to have you guys back blogging. Half the fun was gone, when you left!
Kisses,
Stella
(member me?)
Wooos! Hi Snoop and Beagles!
Nice job flying there in the picture!
Welcome Back!
~puppy kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful
Yippee - now don't get lost again:)
Woos, Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Welcome back guys, we sure missed you. That is a very happy photo.
That's good news! We missed you all indeed!
Oh look! Flying Beagles! Love the pic and welcome back!
Whooo......Your on your way! We've missed you guys so much, Glad you back! ♥♥
Love the photo, too!
xx
YAY!!! You've been missed! I hope you are all well and bustin' to show up more beagle pics.
You've been missed DugBeagles!!!
Chester ;0=)
We've been waiting for this news!!!
Happy happy happy wires
Jake and Fergi xxoo
Beagle dudes! So glad you're back, you guys are the best!
Loving Tailwags, Cosmo
HaRooooo!
WOOOOOOO!!
WOOOWOOO!!!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Yay! We're so happy!
Hope you're back for good this time!
lots of love
Clive and the NSLM
yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - how we have missed you! Welcome back!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
So glad you are back blogging. We have missed seeing all the great places that you beagles get to explore.
Your friends,
Niamh & Ambrose
Don't know where you've been but glad you found your way back.
I bigified to get the full effect of the flying ears! LOVED the pic! We have missed you so much! Hope everything is going well!
looking forward to see more of u all here ;)
FINALLY you are back!!! You have gone away for so long and we missed you... come and visit us soon!
Does that mean you are at the library? ;)
Welcome back, Beagles!
Great to have you guys back!!
Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane
So glad you're back! Yippee!!
That's a fantastic shot of your pack! Just look at those lovely beagle ears flapping!
Finnaly! And you chosed very lovely date :o)
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