Fantastic, informative blog Nicky and Co.! I can see we're going to have a invest in a decent digital camera to keep up with the great photos you take! Keep up the good work as it keeps Mark on his toes to update the SEUMELGA gang!!! LOL Jo xxx
Rosie and Gabbi look like they had an exciting first walk. What fun! What a beautiful place to be able to run free. We're so jealous as the best we have is our local dog park which resembles a prison yard.
I will not do unmentionable things to my stuffies when we have company. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. The bin man is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. I must shake the muddy rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house. I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up. I will also stop throwing up behind doors. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop. Cat litter is not food. I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the garden or park after processing. The nappy bucket is not my cookie jar. I will not wake Mum up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am haemorrhaging. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV. Neither do we have a police car, a lion or Alan Carr. I will not steal my Mum's underwear and dance all over the garden with it. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mum & Dad's laps. My head does not belong in the fridge. Or the dishwasher. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mum's driver's license and car registration. Stealing Ex-Lax from the medicine cabinet is not big and it's not clever.
Things you humans would do well to remember........
If you bought it, it's mine. If I like it, it's mine. If I saw it first, it's mine. If you put it down, it's mine. If I can take it from you, it's mine Whether you gave it to me or not, it's mine. If it looks like mine, it's mine. If it's edible, it's mine. If I can reach it, it's mine. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. If it doesn't fit in my mouth, i'll chew at it till it fits, then it's mine. If I chew it up, all the pieces are mine. If I get bored of it, it's yours....but if I want it back, it's mine.
3 sniffy tailwags:
wheeeee!! Looks like they had great fun! They look so small too!
Won't be long before (Crazy) Maisie is doing the same.
Fantastic, informative blog Nicky
and Co.! I can see we're going to
have a invest in a decent digital
camera to keep up with the great
photos you take!
Keep up the good work as it keeps
Mark on his toes to update the
SEUMELGA gang!!! LOL
Jo
xxx
Rosie and Gabbi look like they had an exciting first walk. What fun! What a beautiful place to be able to run free. We're so jealous as the best we have is our local dog park which resembles a prison yard.
many wags & wiggles,
Haley & Bailey
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