So you know that I Y Petey and Petey Ys me and we are getting married, right? Wrong!! WE ARE MARRIED ALREADY....we eloped! As soon as I accepted Petey's proposal he sent AireRuby to whisk me off to Old London Town for a small private ceremony, it was so romantic *sigh* hehe....oh, we're so happy, no wonder i'm blushing! Photos to follow....
Well, eversince we met, Petey and I have talked about our plans for the future....you know, pups etc....and before we go any further with this post, for those of you who are wondering....
...well it's Petey of course!
But my poor Petey is not quite the doggy for the job, if you know what I mean. Now, we know we're like the Brad and Ange of the canine world but we decided against adopting a Cambodian orphan....then we had a bright idea....a surrogate Dad....of course....a sperm donor! So a while ago we approached this handsome fella....(it's my flatmate Alfie)....purely in his capacity as a donor, you understand!
Now, it was a bit of a rush....all of a sudden I was in season and had to just get the job done....married or not.....(even Asta couldn't plan a wedding with that little notice!) and now....ta-daaa! I am going to have puppies!
"But how could you?" I hear you ask? "What about poor Petey's feelings? And Mason Dixie?"
Well, a lady never tells, but in the interests of sparing others' feelings....
We are over the moon! Me, Petey, Alfie, Mason Dixie....AND all our Mums! It's so exciting!
I just had to phone all my friends and tell them the news....of course my first call was to Amber-Mae who has just had seven gorgeous puppies.....then I phoned Asta to ask if it's appropriate for a lady in my condition to get married in a veil....Lorenza to see if she did a line in maternity wear....and all my other girlfriends....blimey, my phone bill will be bigger than me!
Maybe I should stick to text and email!
One thing's for sure.....there'll be none of these for me for the next few weeks....i'll have to switch to Sweetheart Stout (medicinal)
I've already got a bit of a waddle going on, don't know how many are in there...but we're hoping for more than one and less than a baker's dozen!