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Saturday, 29 August 2009

Food Thieves and Big Ears

Hello furries and peeps! We've been tagged by our good friends Cocoa and Barley to spill the beans (haha, geddit?) on our food stealing antics.


Sorry it's taken us so long to post this, Beans....being greedy Beagles our Mum had lots of material to look through for this tag and some of the photos are old. (and small?!)

First up, Alfie...well, he has better manners than he used to and rarely steals food now (but he still loves to rummage in the bin). This cheeky photo was taken when he was just a pup.


However, he is the only one of us who's tall enough to counter-surf and in the past has stolen various items including a pack of butter and a treacle tart which was about to go in the oven....he was kind enough to share it with Rosie & Gabbi though. And he does lick Nanny's BBQ till it sparkles whenever we're at her house!

Now Gabbi.....Queen Drool, she doesn't really steal food either, she just sits and stares at you...the only giveaway is the juicy chops....drip drip drip....


Gabbi was our only entry for Honey's drooling contest!

Rosie is a different kettle of fish. Just the other day (think it was the same day we got this tag) the humans were scoffing an Indian takeaway and Mum had a bit of Naan bread on her knee....Rosie snuck up on her and gingerly got the very, very edge of it between her gnashers....she nearly got away with it too until Mum swiped her away....too bad Rosie!


She'd steal the food right out of your mouth, this girl....so you better eat with your pie-hole shut! Once the whole family were on a day out and had a picnic packed. They went into a shop for 5 minutes (and left the picnic in the same car as 4 Beagles....duuuh). About an hour later they stopped to eat the picnic and discovered it was gone. One look at Rosie's enormous belly told the tale....it was so full she was crying! She'll eat just about anything too, doesn't have to be food....she steals socks, especially from the laundry bin....shoes, she wrecked one of the human sissy's high heels the other day (this pleased Dad!) but her favourite has to be tennis balls....she can devour one in mere minutes...wait and see!

And last but definitely not least....Steel Bellied Snoop. This fella is the master, King of Thieves!


On his list of pilfering successes to date are: A few loaves of bread, several dozen unknown food and non-food items from our Nanny's house -she underestimates the greed, we used to regularly find him wandering about on top of her dining table- he's not allowed in anymore -instead he stays in the garden hoovering up the crumbs from the bird table that had to be moved so he could no longer reach it, a punnet of strawberries, a victoria sponge cake, more than one but less than ten Easter eggs over the years, half of someone's birthday cake (we got to him halfway through, it was chocolate flavour). If one of the humans is holding a biscuit or something he will casually walk past and swipe it straight out of their hand. He once did this to Dad, who had a doughnut poised, ready to take a bite but also glued to the telly (anyone spring to mind? Homer J.??) Snoop swooped in and rescued it....yoink! "Why you little........." But the worst thing Snoop has ever eaten was an almost entire pack (one dose short) of Ex-Lax chocolate....he ate everything, we caught him just as he was polishing off the instructions. Mum was beside herself...on the phone to the out-of-hours vet in hysterics, thought he was going to die....the vet was mildly concerned too, told the humans they were in for a messy night.....Snoop barely farted but he was shitting foil for a few days!

All four of us are guilty of destroying Paw it Forward parcels which contained treats and were all packaged up and ready for the Post Office and all four of us steal nextdoor's dog's bones from his garden....well, his Dad should shut the gate, shouldn't he?!?

So now we're suposed to tag five others to play...hmm, don't know if we can manage five, you're all so much better behaved than us....let's see....ooh, we know:

Eric, Chester, Joey & Tanner, Dennis, Scotty, Sophie & Hazel and finally that little cutie Maya, she's bound to have some tales to tell already! If you have time and want to play yippee...if not, no worries ;o)

Thanks for tagging us Cocoa & Barley, it was fun... but we're hungry now....

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We heard about another cool contest. Bentley & Lexus are hosting Most Earrisistible Ears.

Munchkin Memoirs

Well, our long ears get into all sorts of states, especially when we're zooming, just look!

Rosie

Snoop

Gabbi

And when we're catching zzzz s

Rosie

We can't work out which of Alfie's pics to enter, his ears are always all over the place....will you help us? We're going to put a poll in our sidebar so you can help us choose.

1) Yoga

2) Playful

3) Windy

4) Crazy

5) Demented

If you haven't already checked out Munchkin Memoirs why not pop in and say hi....and maybe enter a picture yourself, the contest is open for a couple of weeks yet.

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Oooh, what's this? A parcel....addressed to Rosie & Petey? Mmmm, smells like jellied eels and Wimbledon....that must mean it's from Old London Town! Quick Rosie, open it up!


Ahhh, it IS from London....from our dear square friend Eric, Petey's bestest mate! It's a wedding present.....matching heart shaped tennis balls, isn't that sweet?


Rosie gets straight to work on them....chomp chomp....


....and more goodies for Gabbi, Alfie & Snoop....chocolate favour tennis balls, ha...they look like profiteroles!


Thank you furry much sweet Eric for the cute pressies, you are kind :D

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Now, you're wondering....what else have we been up to since we last posted yonks ago....?


Well, in between all the rain we've been on lots more walks. Some at Duffus (our new favourite place to zoom) and some in the park and up the hill into the forest.


We also had to take care of the lodgers....


Ugh!

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Some of you might know that our Mum makes rosettes, well she's only gone and given them their very own blog.....hmpph, you'd think they were, like...alive or exciting or something. Anyway, if you want a look at why our Mum can't spend 24/7 doing our blog for us, here's the reason....they even have to share OUR email....huh!

Saturday, 25 July 2009

It's A Walk In The Park....

Rainy days make sleepy Beagles....

....but then it brightens up in the evening and it's off to the park and maybe a snoof round the hill and a game of chase the treat.....Mum made liver cake and we haven't had that for AGES!

Alfie gave chase to a deer on the hill but as soon as Mum mentioned 'din-dins' he came running back....pretty funny!

Thursday, 11 June 2009

Dogs on TC Thursday: The Impawtance of Being Cute

Sometimes just being a dog isn't enough.....sometimes you have to play the cute card. You can do this in a number of ways, allow us to demonstrate....

We have learned from our Siberian friends that correct paw placement is crucial....



....especially in relation to one's snooter!


Funny faces and general silliness usually has the humans reaching for the camera (and the treats!)



....as does the classic hang-dog expression.



If you are of the female persuasion you may wish to take a more seductive approach....



....synchronised cuteness has double the impact and is usually rewarded with double belly rubs....(if she can bear to PUT THE CAMERA DOWN!!)


....and team efforts are always appreciated!


So there you have it, the art of wrapping your humans around your paws, as demonstrated by the D B Gang! If you'd like to join in with Dogs on Thursday or see the other entries, click here.

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We were going to pick up on True Colours again by posting this week but we are a bit out of sync....Mum thought it was PURPLE this week, it's not, it's IVORY! Oh well, here are the PURPLES we had prepared, more from the garden. We have already done PURPLE, infact it was our first ever post for True Colours Thursday, we have also done VIOLET, to see the posts click here.

To see more entries or play along, visit our hostess Blue. Next week's theme is BLACK and TAN together....as suggested by those crazy Aireheads Maggie & Mitch!

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

Wordless Wednesday: Roooodbeest and Stupid Dog



Sunday, 8 March 2009

Sunday Scenery, Weekly Winners and Black Ben

Today's Sunday Scenery shots are all of beautiful Roseisle Beach apart from the last, which is of Sueno's Stone. To play along with this meme just click the button (once your post is up) and use Mr Linky....seeemples!

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This week's favourite photos....

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Guess who came for a walk with us today?

It's our buddy Ben....and when Ben comes out with us.....

....we do mega-zoomies!
Our paw prints were muddy today....

....and so were we!

Here's a close-up.....yuck!



Good job we have lots of water here!


Hey, that was fun Benny-Boy, will you walk with us again soon?

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When we got home Rosie had an extended grooming session in preparation for her weekend of partying with Petey, he's taking her to Joey Palooza to help celebrate Joe Stains' 10th birthday!

Gotta look my best for Sweetie-Petey....first my paws.... then teefs....lips....snooter....*yawn* ....this is hard work!

How do I look, hmm?


Am I all beautiful and clean? Check my snooter for me....and my eyes....oops, I have some dinner on my silky ears....eww! Am I worthy of dating this hunk?

Here's my Petey waiting for me....

Right Mum, come here....your hands need grooming too!

Alfie will be going to Joey Palooza too.....he is taking the very beautiful Mason Dixie as his date.


He chose not to groom himself, preferring to fall asleep on the sofa and dream about Mason....he's hoping his beastly aroma will make her swoon. (she will faint!)


How very rooood!